I met B
Holy Hell
as in
HOLY HELL your ass is big! or HOLY HELL I can’t believe that just happened.
That’s Hell/He’s Hell
as in
I witness someone eat/do something gross and I say “That’s HELL”
I can’t believe that little 4 year old just robbed me. He’s Hell.
Samesies
as in
B: I love you
Me: Samesies
Y’all
as in
Y’all I can’t believe I’ve said y’all when the correct term is YOU GUYS!
If if was a Fifth
as in
If if was Fifth We’d all be drunk
Are ya SURE?*
as in
B: Mason’s my son
Me: Are ya SURE?!
*dripping in sarcasm
Crushed
as in
B just crushed a whole pie before he went to sleep
age*
as in
That’s a lot of gameage to watch
*no I don’t know WHY, we just say it.
I’ll update this as I remember more!
What things did you not say before you met your boyfriend/husband/whatevs?
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Haha! This is good. Might have to steal this post idea. I can't really think of anything off the top of my head but I do say "right quick" just to make fun of my husband, LOL. I do NOT say it to other people though. As in, "I'm going to the store right quick." (WTF is that?! LOL I'm from the NORTH and he is clearly from the SOUTH.)
i was really confused by this…but after reading it like 5 times i got it! dont let the dark hair fool ya my blonde roots shine through lol. LOVE YOUR BLOG and little Mason is the cutest little boy i ever did see!
hahahahaha this is hilarious!!! totally giggled
hahahahaha this is hilarious!!! totally giggled