Things I Never Said Before…

I met B

Holy Hell 
as in  
HOLY HELL your ass is big! or HOLY HELL I can’t believe that just happened. 
That’s Hell/He’s Hell
as in

I witness someone eat/do something gross and I say “That’s HELL” 
 I can’t believe that little 4 year old just robbed me. He’s Hell. 

as in

B: I love you
Me: Samesies

as in

Y’all I can’t believe I’ve said y’all when the correct term is YOU GUYS! 

If if was a Fifth
as in

If if was Fifth We’d all be drunk

Are ya SURE?*
as in
B: Mason’s my son
Me: Are ya SURE?! 

*dripping in sarcasm

as in

B just crushed a whole pie before he went to sleep

as in

That’s a lot of gameage to watch

*no I don’t know WHY, we just say it.

I’ll update this as I remember more! 

What things did you not say before you met your boyfriend/husband/whatevs?

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  1. Tamara says

    Haha! This is good. Might have to steal this post idea. I can't really think of anything off the top of my head but I do say "right quick" just to make fun of my husband, LOL. I do NOT say it to other people though. As in, "I'm going to the store right quick." (WTF is that?! LOL I'm from the NORTH and he is clearly from the SOUTH.)

  2. Christa says

    i was really confused by this…but after reading it like 5 times i got it! dont let the dark hair fool ya my blonde roots shine through lol. LOVE YOUR BLOG and little Mason is the cutest little boy i ever did see!

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